1. Carlindrawal (i.e. the excruciating withdrawal suffered by Carlin addicts waiting for their next fix).; or
2. Carlinless (i.e. being without a new Carlin episode on your iPod and no change for coffee because you donated your last $2 to Carlin through Paypal).
Please feel free to vote for your favorite or suggest others.
[The above noted painting is reproduced with the permission of North Carolinian artist Libby Lynn] [May 7, 2013 update - it is now hanging in my office!]