Dear Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania:
I really don't mind the fact that you are all crazy as shit house rats. However, please stop handing out your delusional propaganda and scaring my kids.
My daughter was quite concerned that the world was going to end after she fished this garbage out of our mailbox. I allayed her concerns when I told her that the best scientific knowledge we have at present suggest that the remaining life of the earth is approximately half a billion years: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/death_of_earth_000224.html
P.S. She wants to know if she gets to bring her dolly to hell. I told her I'd ask you to let me know.
Dolls are permitted in hell, however it cannot be her favorite doll. Also, if she is white and the doll is black, that is not permitted (and vice versa). Latina is close enough between the two to be permitted. Also, if the doll talks, it will talk all the time nonstop. Same for other functions such as peeing and pooping. So I would suggest her second favorite doll be very simple. Also note that the doll will inevitably lose an arm and it will never be found again.
ReplyDeleteWe had this piece of garbage hand delivered to us last week. On the back one of the bullet points that will be discussed at the upcoming congregation is: Know That the End Is Near
ReplyDeleteThese people are in such a bad way. The problem is I don't think there's a clear way to pull them out of it. They're so heavily deluded and indoctrinated that they won't look anywhere else for answers to their natural surroundings.
Eric
Wow, thats pretty freakin scary when you think about it!
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JW do not believe in Hell in the way that most mainstream Christians claim. They do not believe in the hell-fire punishment or even Heavenly paradise as is typically understood. They also acknowledge that Christmas and Easter are Pagan holidays.
ReplyDeleteI was once interested in the Jehovah's Witnesses because they somehow made more "sense". As you might expect, their idealogy is littered with the same false arguments employeed by other religions.
I mention this because JW's get off on trumping typical Christian arguments against them.
Thanks to RustyBelgrades for setting me straight on the JW conception of hell. That being said, I remain firmly of the view that distributing these flyers to homes where they will inevitably be read by kids ranks somewhere between swimming in sewage and pulling legs off bugs in terms of being disgusting.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like an ad for Valt-Tec.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I'm following your blog now! I also write about religious nutters.
ReplyDeleteholy crap.. i was thinking vault-tec too.
ReplyDeletegood call
"They also acknowledge that Christmas and Easter are Pagan holidays."
ReplyDeleteSo are you suggesting that which ever group claims this or that day first gets to keep it forever to the exclusion of all others?
Just wait till she finds out they don't celebrate birthdays!
ReplyDeleteDid you know JW do never know if they are not going to hell themselves? That´s why they distribute their scary stuff. In a way they say: "Please take it and spare me from hell! Otherwise I will join you going down there too...without my favorite doll!!"
ReplyDeleteWatchTower reps did the same to me when I was about 7 or 8. I don't remember much of the incident, but my father recently told me the two women from our local JW sect were in the foyer lecturing me on how I was hell-bound, despite my protests that I was following the rules and going to CCD.
ReplyDeleteAccording to him, when he arrived on the scene and found the intruders he lost the plot and threw them out of the house on a tide of parental / athiest fury.
Have no respect for any of them now, sorry. Going after kids just because they happened to answer the door on a Saturday morning is despicable. Disgusting. Wrong.
JWS dont believe that a loving God would ever burn anyone That false memory must have been with a religion founded in Babylon which is where that belief comes from Two Babylons by Alexander Hissop might answer that question for you
ReplyDeleteThe following SUMMARIES OF OVER 1400 JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES CRIMINAL and CIVIL COURT CASES will provide the BEST and MOST ACCURATE info about Jehovah's Witnesses, their beliefs, and how they ACTUALLY practice such day to day.
ReplyDeleteThe following website summarizes 900 court cases and lawsuits affecting children of Jehovah's Witness Parents, including 400 cases where the JW Parents refused to consent to life-saving blood transfusions for their dying children, as well as nearly 400 CRIMINAL cases -- most involving MURDERS:
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Sorry for my bad English, it isn't my usual language.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Blood tranfusions is a blasphemy, and manipulated jehova's childs would be affected.
But if my child would die if I not blaspheme I will do it and save my child for dead.
There is a serious issue here that I think needs to be addressed by those who distribute such propaganda at homes. The answer is very simple; to respect the fact that children often get the mail and are curious enough to open it at times, this sort of mail should be given in person to an adult member of the household. If there is nobody home to receive it, then so be it - try some other time. That applies equally to atheist materials.
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ReplyDeleteThe Jehovah's Witnesses organisation keeps a sex offenders register that nobody outside the church is allowed to see, a former "elder" tells Panorama.
Bill Bowen, who has spent his lifetime as a Jehovah's Witness and nearly twenty years as an elder, says the organisation covers up abuse by keeping this database secret.
His sources indicate there are 23,720 abusers on the list - who are protected by the system.
"They [the Jehovah's Witnesses] do not want people to know that they have this problem", he tells Panorama.
"And by covering it up they just hurt one person. By letting it out, then they hurt the image of the church."
Bible-based policy
I shut the door when the religio nuts come knocking. The world is full of enough depressing craziness, I don't need more delivered in person by someone whose imaginary friend has a megalomania complex.
ReplyDeleteyou think this tract was disgusting you need to go to you tube and put in ciro aulcinio (a member of the governing body of jw's) you will be with me in paradise. this speech was given at one of their yearly summer conventions. a very sick evil individual and to think there were young impressionable minds listening to this disgusting crap, this is child abuse terrifying children. the adults were drunk with the kool aide and gave him a big round of applause. jones town all over again and they don't even know it.
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