Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Christian minister provides bat shit crazy explanation for natural disasters


First of all, I would like to extend my condolences to the victims of yesterday's tsunami which struck Samoa and American Samoa. Those who follow this blog would know that one of the recurring themes here is how the senseless savagery of natural disasters stands as a testament to the proof that there is no God (at least in the sense conceived by Judeo-Christian religions).

The article I would like to feature for the purpose of ridicule today is by Presbyterian pastor Rev. Richard Phillips. It's called How Do Christians Explain Natural Disasters and can be found at: http://www.bmaboston.org/CC/article/0,,PTID307086%7CCHID559376%7CCIID1936184,00.html

Basically, Phillips' explanation is as follows: we are all sinners deserving of whatever natural nastiness comes our way. The only person who didn't deserve to die was Jesus Christ, God's perfect son. So suck it up ... prepare for the return of Christ because that will mark the end of natural disasters in our fallen world.

That's right ... babies sucked out of their cribs by tsunamis had it coming. If you can swallow this kind of mental bat shit, there is nothing you won't believe.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Best of Class

If there is a better atheist evangelist than P.Z. Myers, I would like to know who it is. His response to Advice for Atheists is right on the money: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/09/advice_for_atheists.php

Saturday, September 26, 2009

You can't erect a statue to your elephant god because my sky fairy will be offended

A group that describes itself as Concerned Christians Canada wants the City of Calgary zoo to remove this sculpture from its Asian elephant exhibit because it represents: "selective religious partiality": http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2009/09/25/calgary-zoo-elephant-statue-christians-response.html

In other words, these bible thumpers wants the statue removed because a small segment of the visitors (i.e. Hindus who worship the elephant god Ganesh) consider the statue to be a religious icon and the Christidiots are offended because they prefer other mythic icons.

The CCC would counter my critique by suggesting that I would be offended if the Calgary zoo erected a statue of Jesus. Actually, I couldn't care less. My problem would be if people suggested that the statue had to be treated with special reverance. Ganesh, the Virgin Mary, Jesus, etc. - they're all just equally worthy targets for seagulls.

The full CCC statement can be found here and is today's example of why the world would be a better place without religion: http://www.concernedchristians.ca/chairmans-blog-mainmenu-66/143-regarding-idols-at-calgary-zoo

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You know you're having a bad day when .....

Here is further proof that if there is a God, he/she/it sure has a sick sense of humour: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/austria/6166852/Man-killed-in-church-after-stone-altar-falls-on-him.html

This video is a must see

This video of Kseniya Simonova, the winning contestant in Ukraine's Got Talent, provides an excellent illustration of how different cultural appreciation in Eastern Europe is compared to North America. I suggest that the latter is sadly lacking.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Zombie apostles ... Your Sunday smile

Again I ask: how many Christians reflect on what they are supposed to believe as tenets of their faith? I suggest that the answer is "precious few".


Thursday, September 17, 2009

A simple correlation


Here is a simple correlation confirmed by no less a source than the Christian Post. The more religious you are, the more likely it is that your teen daughter(s) will get pregnant:
http://www.christianpost.com/article/20090917/study-religious-beliefs-strongly-predict-teen-birth-rates/index.html

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Do religious believers ever watch this stuff?

QualiaSoup is at it again - putting faith in its rightful place:

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny

The sad thing is that this story makes more sense than the Biblical version:

Sunday, September 13, 2009

It could be worse ...

It could be worse. Usually, atheists are included in a set with pedophiles and lawyers.


Friday, September 11, 2009

Your Friday smile ...

I'm golfing today and I thought you would enjoy this:

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

A little good news

Thank-you to the following individuals who donated a total of $130 US over the last few months towards a donation to The Worldwide Fistula Fund:


Sarah Boyle
United Kingdom

Sharon Evaniew
Saskatchewan, Canada

Matthew Laxer
North Carolina, USA

Robert Ross
New Jersey, USA

Patti Moran
Ontario, Canada

Tom Pink
Ontario, Canada

Kathy Reaves
Florida, USA

Robert Wickberg
Vermont, USA

Cheryl Wolfe
Montana, USA

It was my pleasure to match your donations by sending $260 US to the WWF. This donation resulted in the following letter (which I have reproduced because blogger won't let me post the PDF):

THE WORLDWIDE FISTULA FUND
P.O. Box 27879
Saint Louis, MO 63146-1379

A Tax-Exempt Not-For-Profit Charity Under Section
501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code
Tax Identification Number 30-0139210
www.worldwidefistulafund.org

(866) 991-6955 Toll Free
(314) 991-6955 Local

August 17, 2009

Thank you for your generous donation of $260.00 to support the work of The Worldwide Fistula Fund.

Nearly 4 million women live each day with the misery of an unrepaired vesicovaginal fistula from difficult childbirth, and each year another 150,000 women develop this devastating (and completely preventable) condition. These women live in the poorest countries of the world, where they are largely voiceless, politically powerless, and lack access to the clinical care that would restore them to health and recover their dignity.

The mission of the Worldwide Fistula Fund is to promote excellent, ethical, comprehensive care for women with obstetric fistulas.
Our strategy to accomplish this is to band together and support a network of committed individuals with fistula expertise who share this common ideal.

To this end, we

• support the direct provision of high-quality clinical care for women with obstetric
fistulas,

• promote excellent training for fistula surgeons incorporating these values,

• advocate relentlessly for the unmet needs of women suffering from fistula, and

• encourage scientifically valid research in fistula treatment and prevention.
It is only through the generous support of donors like you that our mission is possible.

On behalf of fistula victims everywhere, we thank you for your generosity.

Very truly yours,

L. Lewis Wall, MD, DPhil, President
The Worldwide Fistula Fund
No goods or services have been provided in connection with this gift.

Thank you!

I think it's great that 10 people (including myself) located thousands of miles apart combined to help this incredibly worthy cause.

I will be continuing to organize events in order to raise money in the name of secular humanism for the WFF, The Smile Train, GiveWell, Oxfam and other like organizations. However, I have removed the PayPal contribution tab from this site because I find it detracts from my primary message that religious beliefs are irrational. Belief in myths and supernatural entities should not be accorded any more respect because they are accompanied with a charitable intent. Would you consider my belief that little green men live on my roof any more respectable if I claimed they were telling me to give to charity?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Supernatural punisher required to promote environmentalism?





This story simply illustrates how dire our climate situation is getting and how desperate measures to reverse global warming are required:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/richard-alleyne/6146656/Maybe-religion-is-the-answer-claims-atheist-scientist.html

Monday, September 7, 2009

Something to make you Think

Think is a journal of the Royal Institute of Philosophy and is published quarterly by the Cambridge University Press. Each edition contains roughly a dozen essays on topics broadly relating to philosophy. The publication is touted as "Philosophy for everyone" although most contributors are academics. I can't recommend it highly enough.

A great example of the kind of gems you can find in Think is an article entitled "Justice as a Natural Phenomenon" by Ken Binmore (pictured above). Binmore is currently a visiting professor of Philosophy at the London School of Economics. He is also one of the founders of the modern economic theory of bargaining and has made important contributions to the foundations of game theory, experimental economics and analytical philosophy. Suffice it to say that he is a exceptionally smart fellow and typical of the contributers to Think.

In his Justice article, Binmore posits what I consider to be a fairly self-evident proposition: that fairness evolved as Nature's answer to the equilibrium selection problem in human coordination games. In other words, the Golden Rule is a device which naturally evolved to solve a host of picayune problems such as: who should take how much of a particular dish when there isn't enough to go around? who goes through the door first? who gets that parking space? If conflict arose every time these problems arose, society would obviously fall apart.

Binmore uses game theory to explain how bargainers who employ the Golden Rule end up achieving results far superior than what they would achieve under what he describes as the "state of nature". He then goes on to explain that our learned cultural norms will determine precisely how we make our small-scale fairness judgments (i.e. whether the outcome is utilitarian, egalitarian or somewhere in between). This is where moral relativism sneaks. Even though fairness seems to be written in our genes ... the appropriate standard of interpersonal comparison varies with the culture in which a fairness norm operates.

I loved Binmore's concluding quote which he offers up as an example that the social contract only gets reformed when people with similar aspirations are sufficiently close to the levels of power:

As General Napier said when asked to tolerate the Hindu practice of suttee:

"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Ramadan fast - Stupid is what stupid does


We are currently in the midst of Ramadan - the 9th month on the Islamic calendar (August 21, 2009 to September 19, 2009). The most prominent event of Ramadan is fasting. Every day, Muslims around the world get up before dawn to eat a pre-dawn meal and then have to stop eating and drinking until sunset. Sexual thoughts and activities during fasting hours are also forbidden. They are permitted to eat and drink and get it on after the sun has set until the next morning's prayer call. Then the process starts all over.

The fast of Ramadan is intended to be an act of deep personal worship in which Muslims seek a raised awareness of closeness to Allah. My suggestion that you simply add this to your file of :"Stories of Idiotic Religious Practices".

For those who might think that supposedly well-educated North Americans are largely immune to this backward practice, check out this story about a Christian convert to Islam from yesterday's Toronto Star: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/691367 Talk about jumping out of the frying pan into the fire ....

Politically correct readers might jump in at this point with the objection that fasting isn't hurting anyone and that I am being intolerant/insenstitive towards another culture. My response to this objection is simple: I am not being intolerant because I would never attempt to prevent an adult from fasting any more than I would prevent them from jumping off a cliff if that was their wish (if the latter, please make sure the cliff is high enough not to result in you ending up in intensive care and wasting my tax dollars). However, I would support child welfare authorities intervening in any case where misguided parents force their children to go without food and water for extended durations. As for being insensitive, doing something stupid in the name of your faith does not make it right. Stupid is what stupid does.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Bible consistent with Sharia law when it comes to rape


Here is a horrific parallel between sharia law in action and a teaching from the Bible:

In Paktia province [Afghanistan] last year, a shura of elders decided that a 25-year-old man who sexually abused a 7-year-old relative should pay compensation to the child's family. They also decreed the girl should marry her rapist when she's older. Source: Case study from Silence Is Violence: End the Abuse of Women in Afghanistan, published by the United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan, July 2009.

Question: What kind of lunatic would make a rape victim marry her attacker? Answer: God. See: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV) http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2022:28-29&version=NIV

Friday, September 4, 2009

Intelligent design debunked with a simple philosophical argument

English philosopher Stephen Law is at it again: this time with a thought provoking rational demolition (unless you live in a bubble) of the concept of intelligent design: http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2009/09/does-concept-of-intelligent-designer.html

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Modern day William Paley describes atheist worldview as "grotesquely impoverished"



Tapestry is a weekly radio series by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation which explores "spirituality, religion and the search for meaning". It's available for free as a podcast through iTunes.

The featured guest on the August 30, 2009 broadcast was the Reverend John Polkinghorne, a British particle physicist and theologian. If you get the chance, I urge you to listen to the interview.

Polkinghorne suggests that Christianity, by and large, is not incomptable with belief in the theory of evolution. However, I would have loved to ask him why his belief in the physical resurrection of Jesus is any more compatible with science and reason than the suggestion that the world is only 6000 years old.

Polkinghorne describes the atheist worldview is "grotesquely impoverished". He doesn't share why God is his default metaphysical explanation aside from the fact that he chooses to believe "a loving lie".

I love his term "signals of transcendance" and the phrase "Joy keeps breaking in". What a crock of sh*t. Please google "God of Eth" for a splendid article by English philosopher Stephen Law. Law has another great one on his site called "The Problem of Evil".

A priest and physicist - what a rare combination. I suggest that there's a good reason why: most people as bright as Polkinghorne have long since figured out that monotheistic Yahweh is a myth.

Polkinghorne obviously dislikes the nihilistic implications of science and hopes for something better (why that is his intuition he doesn't explain).

I liked the interviewer's passing reference to Thomas Aquinas (actually, Mary Hynes was more of a cheerleader than an interviewer). I wonder why they didn't mention Aquinas' claims of levitation while encountering divine reality!

"Consciousness cannot be an accident". This guy is a modern day William Paley, much like Denver "Christian Philosopher" Douglas Groothuis. Paley is famous for suggesting that a master designer of man is necessary because if you found a watch in the sand there must have been a watchmaker. This inspired Richard Dawkins' book The Blind Watchmaker (which I should add is a much better read than The God Delusion). I would love to hand Polkinghorne a deck of cards and ask him to pick any ten. According to his way of thinking, it should be impossible for me to draw that hand without divine intervention. He rejects the notion that we are a fluke that arose on a speck of cosmic dust, again without explaining why. Why can't this all be a happy accident? The answer, of course, is that it can and he doesn't like the metaphysical implications of that realization.

"Mathematics is pure abstract human thinking". Again, a crock of sh*t. Does Polkinghorne think that the concept of a circle would cease to exist just because humanity might become extinct? His suggestion that "belief in God ties things together" is probably hitting far closer to the truth than his suggestion that the "will of the creator lies behind our thinking powers". If that's so, who created the Creator?

I found Polkinghorne's suggestion that "theism explains more" spot on and get the sense that he hasn't read Lewis Wolpert's Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast - a great read that explains why humans are susceptible to believing fantastic things in order to give a sense of reason to the unknown.

I get demoralized when I hear such a brilliant person as Polkinghorne adopt such an intellectually vacuous approach. It sounds to me like he is angling to win himself a Templeton prize if he hasn't already won it [after writing this article I discovered that he won it in 2002- surprise, surprise ...]. The Templeton Foundation has been criticized for promoting an accomodationist position between science and religion when many (like me) find them mutually incompatible.

Contrary to Polkinghorne's assertion, atheism is not "rejection of a spiritual dimension". First of all, you don't have to believe in a myth to have a spiritual experience. Secondly, why should we be so holier than thou to suppose that we are able to conceive all there is to conceive? In the past, I have used the analogy of trying to explain Einstein's theory of relativity to an ant - it simply can't be done. I think it is more than likely that there is plenty about the universe that we are similarly unable to understand or discern, perhaps ever.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Just plain nasty - GO VEGAN

For anyone who finds it odd that I am moving towards a vegan lifestyle, just watch this:



Nasty.

10 Worst Bible Passages



This is just another example of how Christians pick and choose which "Word of God" to follow. Thank Zeus that most of them have the common sense to use selective reading skills.